you are such a soft & messy thing;

the cure is kissing your cat on the top of their head

Robert Smith is doing WHAT

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

Accidentally typed “indistinct buttering” instead of muttering and that is somehow super creepy. Like, you can just barely hear…in the other room…the scrape of a knife against toast.

That’s just how it is in England.

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

You’re halfway towards an exciting new Christmas Carol reboot

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

No posting about italians until they get their shit together and kill the pope, like come on you have him surrounded