potentially queer infertile spiders

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

COMPUTER, REPLACE ALL LUBE IN A 500 KILOMETER RADIUS WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID.

“this character is too pure/kind/good to be a sadist” i think that guy jerks off to the thought of beating his partner’s ass purple 👍

i mean, if you’d like, he can get super flustered about it and try to pretend he doesn’t, or he can have a huge guilt complex about his desires seemingly being at odds with his own ideal version of himself and how much he loves his partner, but at the end of the day, he’s still got one hand over his mouth to muffle his own whining as he thinks about having them in tears and begging for him to stop. true about all characters who are pure of heart, they told me so themselves

Egg-laying hips

they caught him and he was tortured by puppets, the twisted puppetmaster manipulated him with dark psychology to render him more vulnerable to puppet-based attack vectors, they tormented him with cruel puppets in a novel way, such that he could not use prior experience or research to formulate defensive stratagem against their wicked puppet assault, he was entirely defenseless against the sadistic puppets and their gleeful cruelty, so to say he was helpless and basically doomed to fall victim to the cruelest of puppets and their wicked master

sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

Your fave has erectile dysfunction

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

it's a little ironic that "sadists/CNC doms/etc. should never actively want to do that they should be doing it in service of their sub and finding their sub's limits" is outright wayyyyy more rapey than anything a Scary Dom has ever said to me in the context of a scene. mfw i think people should be having sex they don't want to have but progressive

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.