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I love it here already, so I think you’re right about that. That’s my favorite kind of entertainment so I think I’m gonna love the show, obviously when Willa is asleep of course cuz I think it’s a little too early to expose her to all that. Oh you’re not? Bloody hell is this Naked and Afraid? Exactly, it’s only like a portion of you junk you know? What’s the harm in that? Wow that sounds like the best job ever in my opinion. Oh I will, just have to decide what I’m gonna do with Willa first. Perfect, that’s a great promise!

Yeeeah, definitely if you’ve got a kiddo, you don’t want to be watching a guy with a 6 story high penis on TV. That... wasn’t me, just so you know. It’s like, honestly one of the most risqué shows I’ve ever seen... no wonder they put it on Amazon Prime and not any other streaming services. You should hunt down Jensen and Tomer – they’re both on the show with me and also had their naked moments. I just had more of them. Cool, cool – I’m not going anywhere so you come whenever you can. 

I just moved here so not sure but it’s been good for me so far, I’m excited to explore more of this place. It’s so pretty here and I’m glad I choose this town. Oooo sounds like quite the update, I got my popcorn and I’m ready. Oh shit no way, might actually watch the show now because that sounds entertaining. I don’t know about anyone else but don’t worry I’ll still be able to look you dead in the eye. Just enjoy your downtime while you can, ooo slushies on the beach sound great. Just give me the time and date, I’ll be there. There better be alcohol or I’ll be pissed. 

It’s pretty awesome, not gonna lie. I think you’ll like it. Most people do. Ha! Yeah, I guess it was pretty entertaining. If you like really gross, vulgar entertainment, The Boys is definitely the show to watch. I’m not the only naked person on there, let’s just say that. Awesome – not everyone can and like, I totally understand why but it’s not like all my junk was out for the world to see. I’ve pretty much been chilling on the beach nonstop during the daytime hours – basically made it my 9 to 5 job. So come down anytime! Oh yeah, plenty of alcohol. That was my promise and I’m sticking to it.

It’s a very busy career. i don’t if it’s any different. i thought acters did get a break or am i wrong? we do get some days off. i can use the rest after everything that his happen. there is nothing wrong with that. i may need to take you up on that offer. i am by the beach i am free today.

I mean, we get breaks if we’re not employed, like actively filming or doing promos. Otherwise? Pretty much a 24/7 job. Even filming days can go for 12 or more hours. It also kind of just depends on what you’re working on too. Some sets are more lax than others. Cool deal! Come on down! Happy to share my coconut booze with you!

I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I just realized you’re in town. So, hi, welcome! I’ve missed the shit out of you you little weirdo. When can we meet up and catch up? I have so many things to tell you, I imagine there’s more to your life than being naked on TV and need to hear about it. @jaqkquaid·

Dude, you’re good, I’m the one who’s been living under a rock. You can blame me for being antisocial. I’ve missed you too, asshole – even if you’re still calling me a weirdo like a decade later. It’s still true. Always got time for you, Jen. What about... tomorrow? Or this weekend sometime? Literally just got done telling people all I’ve been doing is laying on the beach trying to tan this pasty white ass. Uh, not literally my ass. You know what I mean! I need all the tea and I’ll give you all mine too. Not just the nudity either.

So I’ve heard and I just don’t understand any of you at all. Should I be worried? I feel like I should be but I’m too lazy for that life. That’s good I guess. I think if I was naked all the time on TV I’d be desensitized too. We can go Thursday? I’m free Thursday and I could use some fun, so lets go. I am, yeah. Aw, he does? That’s so cute. I knew he was obsessed with me but I didn’t realize how obsessed he was.

I mean, probably... but honestly? At this point, we’re all pretty much beyond saving anyway so worrying is pointless. I’m actually pretty sure I spent the most time naked this season which means I’m the most immune to it. I don’t... I don’t think that’s something to brag about, actually. Awesome – Thursday’s perfect for me! Let’s do it. Oh yeah, I think you might be his only friend or something. Okay, that’s not totally true but like, pretty close! He likes his ride or dies, you know? 

That’s what happens when you do wrestle. it can pretty busy at times. that does not really seem all that bad to so. at least you did have. i do get to rest this week since there are no live events. no it needs to have alcohol in it because i really need to try one. i will this week.

Oh yeah, it sounds like a super busy career. I mean, I guess acting isn’t much different. It’s go, go, go all the time, even during holidays and stuff. It’s good you get to rest for the... er, rest of this week. For sure! Some people just don’t really drink so I didn’t want to exclude those people. But hey, if you need the booze, I got the booze. I’ve pretty much been living on the beach so you can roll up on me whenever you’re free.

Welcome home dude. Can’t remember if you were here or not when I arrived. Getting naked infront of thousands, hey? We only live once, don’t we? So why not do things extreme while we can. I’d be up for slushies on the beach! Name a time and I’ll meet you there. I’ve got a few things to catch you up with too.

Hello gorgeous and welcome back. I’ve been curled up in novels or binge watching stuff on Netflix so I didn’t see you in your birthday suit. Do I want to know what this show was? Slushies on the beach sound absolutely amazing! I’m pretty easy for time and date so we can work around you. Oh, I’m Helena or Ell. I don’t think you were here when I moved in.

At least your nice to look at. Plus the whole being naked thing has been completely sexualised sadly. Nothing wrong with being naked in my opinion. I can’t do slushies on the beach as I have the kids to look after but I’m up for making g you dinner or something? It’s good to have you back though, dear. Apart from being naked what else have you been upto ?

I don’t know how ‘s going into town since i was in town only one day then i need to head back on the road for two live events this week then there is NXT on Tuesday for me so i will be back in town around Wednesday. okay good got you. relaxing is always fun after having a long week or day. i never had a slushies with alcohol in coconuts and i can’t really blame you for that.

Oh man, sounds like a really busy schedule. I get that – that’s pretty much what my life was like when I was doing promos for The Boys. Glad that’s over even if it was hella fun. Hope you get a chance to rest tomorrow! You haven’t!? That needs to change! It doesn’t even have to have alcohol if you aren’t into that. Come have a coconut slushie with me sometime! 

Shit. That was a lot of people. Did you felt weird or something like being naked around everyone on set? I’d felt pretty uncomfortable

Welcome back to town, Jack! I have a lot of questions but I also don’t really want to know the answer so I’ll just stay over here. I mean, honestly, my main question is why is everyone I know getting naked on TV right now? Are you all ok? I’m up for that, I’m very up for that! You just tell me when you want to go and we’ll go drink on the beach. I don’t know if that’s something you ever forget, my dude but I’ll try not to bring it up, ever.

Hey yo! Thanks! Look, I still have questions and I was the one who lived it. Dude, I don’t even know – I mean, we go pretty hog wild on The Boys and there’s a lot of weird shit we do, I guess being naked is one of those things. I think we’re all desensitized to it at this point. I’ll go whenever so if you’ve got some time this weekend or next week or whenever, I’m so down for it. Yeah... I’m pretty sure it’s going to haunt me but the less I hear about it, the better. I appreciate it. You’re Shay, right? Jensen talks about you all the time so it’s kind of an honor to meet his bestie. 

Shockingly, it’s been pretty quiet around here lately. Although, a lot of new people are showing up so maybe something will kick off soon. Welcome back, though! Okay, I haven’t watched the show but, lord, I can’t imagine how daunting that experience was for you. But, hey, you’re braver than me. I don’t think I could do it. You had me at drinking out of a coconut. You could just put Coke in there and I’d be down. Always wanted to be sat on a beach obnoxiously drinking out of a coconut. You’re making dreams come true.

Sometimes being quiet is a good thing but you gotta add a little spice. Someone’s probably plotting some kind of exciting disaster as we speak. Hey, thanks! It was really weird, I’m not gonna lie though – once you do it once, it kind of takes the edge off. I was probably more naked than anyone else this season and I kind of love it and hate it for me. There’s something about drinking out of a coconut that just makes you feel fancy or something. I’m down to do it if you are, buddy! You’re making my dreams come true getting to sip drinks out of coconuts with the Kaz Brekker. 

Well, hey there, Mount Meadow. How’s it been going around here? I’ve missed you guys so much and I have a lot to update you on now that I’m back. First and foremost – I got naked on camera multiple times recently and I hope those of you that actually watch the show can look at me in the eyes. If you can’t, totally understand. It’s a little weird. Now that the season’s over, I can finally kick back, relax, and enjoy a little bit of the summer weather. Who’s up for drinking slushies out of coconuts on the beach or something? With alcohol, obviously. Lots of it. I’m trying to forget at least hundreds of thousands of people saw my naked body.