Japes' Hellzone

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

LMAOOOOO

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

big cocks aside, fuck communism

you just try and push marx’s member aside, dude is packing

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.

there's really only one way. the atomic bome