You Damn Kids

DID SOMEBODY SAY STRANGER THINGS?!

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you kids.

Me?! You’re the one who said Stranger Things, okay?!

I put two words together oh my god. Do I look like I can afford a Netflix account?

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Yeah. Rats...

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

Can you think of someone that isn’t you for once in your life? 🤦🏼‍♀️

You sound just like my mother.

Guess it’s good practice considering I’m due soon, but that’s beside the point. Please just make sure there’s no dead bodies in the basement.

DID SOMEBODY SAY STRANGER THINGS?!

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you kids.

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

Can you think of someone that isn’t you for once in your life? 🤦🏼‍♀️

You sound just like my mother.

There might be a dead child in the school. Stranger things have happened.

Don’t you think if that’s an issue we need to be taking care of it discreetly!?!?!

I physically cannot care less. I’m just the guy that has to clean things up after you find the body.

Maybe we need to put a ban on playing rocks.

I say we encourage them, the less children I have to deal with the better.

Was all I had to do to relate to you kids is bring up my edgy teenage years?

I’m more of a nu metal fan myself... But black metal is respectable.

I can’t blame you. Nu metal actually sounds decent.

Not exactly.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

you were in a what

Not you too.

wait what kind of band was it put it into .. uh..... prospective

Black metal. It never went anywhere.

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I think the genre suits me.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

You what

What, is it really that crazy to think I could have been in a band?

Guitar, mostly. Sometimes vocals.

We sounded like absolute ass and took pride in it.

I was looking through some old pictures, I almost forgot I used to be in a band.

You what

What, is it really that crazy to think I could have been in a band?

Guitar, mostly. Sometimes vocals.