Janedalek

okay what came first, the chorn concept or the need for an end of the musical

can you believe emberly invented the sandwich

moral of firebringer: if clark baxtresser descends from some ethereal plane, bathed in golden light, go with him

I’m pretty sure Chorn is the biggest plot twist of starkid history

all hail the powerful duck god who created the heavens and earth in seven quacks

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it