yo what up you fucking cabbage...

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

ginger snapped so jennifer could body

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

yeah they said you can't sleep on the display couches at Costco no more,bc there's like some kind of virus

living deliriously

Are you still in the sinkhole?

yes i am still in the sinkhole

wtf is going on <3

*creates a soup that destroys the self*

me talking to my cat

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me