Land of Locks and Frogs

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

Stop trying to fuck my balloon animal

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

i don't know how you people can stand to watch family guy

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there's a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

Quagsire

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

i havent the faggiest idea what youre talking about

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?