Smile. The rest is easy.

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

being in love? dating someone? LOVE the concepts, would be on completely on board. too bad it’s just not realistic. what a shame

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

2017 is the year we find love

even the uglies?

Especially us uglies

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

….or you can just not suck at mario kart???