disguise is always a self portrait

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

*becomes everything I dreamed of when I was little and almost doesn’t notice*

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

That’s just the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

the reason Aziraphale can’t sense Crowley’s love is the same reason Anathema couldn’t sense Adam’s aura

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

#listen. sometimes when your writing youre too close to see shit