lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

i didnt say that.

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

Let the things that are made for you come into your life by attracting them. Be who you want around you. Strive for what you desire. Embody your passion and inner being by chasing your dreams. Those made for you will come by becoming the person you want to be eventually being them in the present!

Wish I had more POC bi/lesbian friends around my age. 💔

the waaaaay i need to be ravished by someone who adores thee fuck outta me 🥺☹️

*when you find out your mutual is cute as fuck and you find their selfie tag

When you find your homies prostate.