jalen's yap corner

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on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

You know if Utena was in deltarune there would be an attack where a staggered circle of swords directs inward in endless waves until the end of the attack to impale a central point and you have to weave around the projectiles to avoid getting hit. There would also be some bullshit with cars. Miki’s would be sheet music that turns your soul blue and you can only skip up and down between the lines and he consistently hits you with the first 5 notes of sunlit garden. Kozue has one similar attack but the notes sound wrong and are disjointed and erratically timed and placed, making it harder to predict. When you think you’ve defeated shiori she pulls a hahaha, the joke’s on you, you haven’t seen my special attack I’ve been charging up this whole time!, vindictively incapacitates you, and needless to say blows herself up to high heaven. Nanami’s has elephants and various animals charging across the box to stampede Nanami that you have to dodge and she’s like UGH. WHAT’S WITH THESE ELEPHANTS??? Anthy’s “attacks” are mainly you dodging stuff directed at her, but she will tamper with the Spare option and trying to select it will cause her to send long awful waves of difficult attacks straight across the box directly targeted at you. If you survive these rounds and still insist on Spare she will try to crash the game to push you out. The game will fake freeze and you’ll get a fake pop-up to End Program or Wait. selecting either will fade the fight to white and bring you back to the overworld with her gone, but you will have a few extra dialogue lines before then if you select Wait & it unlocks something in the future. your soul is pink

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GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

ive never seen a single human sans design thats ever landed for me. that guy is a bald skeleton no matter what im sorry as soon as you add hair thats not mr. undertale

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements