Jake of most trades, master of one.

And they’re all Vlad

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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the practical magic musical looks great

well this fucking bangs

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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LUFFY CAN STRETCH?? LIKE FULL ON JAKE THE DOG SHIT?? HES NOT JUST SOME AUTISTIC GUY???

this is as funny as when it was 2000 and One Piece was actually brand new and nobody in America had heard about it and I was at my first ever convention and walked into a screening room to see luffy on a wooden raft with no context and I just assumed in a very tired and disoriented state that I was looking at an anime adaptation of Tom Sawyer and I still thought this when Tom Sawyer started stretching because I mean it's the Japanese animated adaptation duh but I did start to realize something was up by the time Tom Sawyer was fighting a clown that can fall apart.

I'm dying. you're killing me.