They/She

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

Idgaf about college anymore I like movies now

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

the celebrity interview is dead. the music review is dead. everyone is a fan and flatterer before anything else

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

no your boyfriend cannot come. if you put him in front of me i’m killing him

Brb buying her one of these

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad