bork!

hey, listen, im a little bastard man who does nothing but make questionable decisions, eat sweets and scream so jot that down

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

where you a Dont Hug Me I’m Scared middle schooler, a Llamas With Hats middle schooler or a Salad Fingers middle schooler?

Wait so does that mean on nights of the full moon, drug lords have to worry about werebear attacks

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days