Jadeee :3

we all have to live forever and lez out okay?

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

what? nooo it's actually cool and hip now for trans women to not be dysphoric. yeah you can and should keep your penis. it's also cool and hip to fuck me. no the discomfort you feel is literally just the internalized transphobia you have to unlearn by having sex with me. #womencanhavepenisesnow didn't you hear? ok come on now fuck me

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife