Oxymoronica Incarnate

viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams

This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

I didn’t spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T'Challa for this to get 60 notes

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

sounds like a dream job

Honestly as long as it was a good check I wouldn’t ask a single fucking question.

Can I choose the 8 hours it happens? Do I wake up refreshed? Could this be done at night so I technically go to bed and go to work, then I have the other 16 hours of the day to do whatever (if the check is good)?

That would literally mean getting paid to sleep, so I'm going with no. You still gotta sleep. That being said, I want this so bad.

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

have you ever seen a female alien without breasts in a movie

man’s unquenchable thirst for titty is the only thing holding the hard sci fi industry back from actually inventing working spaceships

@infinityhype

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

It was very important

time to acknowledge that a lot of the ‘taboos’ around kinks are there for good reasons

Are you kink-shaming

Look man just because I like to roll around in shit with my partner doesn’t mean I okay I see where you were going with this.