just burning daylight

Nothing hits quite like watching Sentinel go through the stages of grief during Orion & D-16's run in the Iacon 5000

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

funny thing about sa2 is it means tails canonically had a phase where he was just constantly in a mech for some reason. most kids have an emo phase or something but my son is special