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Dad: What’s mom doing?

Jade: Frolicking.

Jett: Like a middle aged butterfly!

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I don’t have time for deodorant!

Jett, 8

#kids #jett

Jade: We totally closed this place down!

Jett: Oh, yeah we did!

- Jade & Jett at Sky High Sports, 8:10pm

#kids #humor

That was so funny I had tears running down my leg!

Jade, 11

#jade #kids #humor

Are you freakin’ kidding me?! I didn’t come here for 3rd place!

Jett, 7, storming off after losing her tie break match in Jiu-jitsu Sub League.

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When you’re homeless and you’re trying to find a job you need to give them an address. Could you just tell your new work that you live in the forest, second tree down on your left?

Jett, 7

How come my tits are so fat?

Jade, 10

#kids #jade #growing up fast #dadlife

I like everything so much better when it's evil.

Jett, 6

#kids #jett

(Listening to System of a Down)

Dad: Such an angry song.

Jett: I know, I love it!

#kids #jett

We're star geniuses!

Jade using the Star Walk app

#kids #jade

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50 Shades of Gray is ridiculous... there's only 49 shades.

Jade, 10

#kids #jade

I need heavier metal!

Jett, listening to Disturbed

I love to build but I also want to be an exterminator... and a singer.

Jett, 6

#kids #jett

Bad Gifts

Jade: Did you get me math books for Christmas?!

Jett: (disgusted) Why would I do that to you?!!! Ugh!

#kids #Jade #jett

Let them die on the ground like a pig!

Jett's strategy for dealing with bullies may be a bit out of control.

#kids #jett

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Opera music is from Thor's planet.

Jett, 5yo

#kids #jett

Jett kicked a ball on goal and the other team saved

Coach: Good try, Jett!

Jett: Ugh! This game is all about angles!

Coach: ... Why, yes it is.

#kids #Jett

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