Jade Teal

Hello? -she opens the door just a crack-

"Hi, sorry to bother you. I was just, umm, wondering if you had some sugar?"

*opens her door* What do you want? 

"Oh, sorry. I was just wondering if you had any sugar."

Yeah, I wish I could bake something that elaborate. Can you?

"Oh please,

Christ. There isn’t anything fun to do in a small town like this. Got any suggestions for me?

Good luck with that.

"Thank you, I guess."

I’m a PE instructor. I make the kids do push ups when they sass me.

"Then I'll be sure to be nice to you."

Well, Miss— I suggest you do your reading. 

"Alright. I'll do that later then."

It does, but I like it! And there are far worse things to be named after. Thanks Jade, I’m glad you like it.

"You're welcome. So what do you do here?"

Jade Teal, makes you sound like a paint color. I like it. I’m Andie.

"Yeah it does sound like a color. I like the name Andie a lot. It's different."

You do a very good job at it. So what is your name sugar?

"Jade Teal. It's nice to meet you."

Well…my mind has just been blown.

"That's what I do," she said jokingly.

Sounds yummy, do you have a recipe?

"Yeah, of course. After all,

And adorable as well it would appear. What kind of souffle you making?

"A chocolate raspberry souffle."

"There’s this thing called a newspaper."

"I-I'm sorry. I know what the newspaper is. I just h-haven't been reading it."