the world will know

“You don’t have time to be timid. You must be bold, darling!”

The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began

Taako: Wrong twin Barold

Barry: No I’ve got the right twin I just wanna hang out with you more

Uh, Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren’t everything you’d hoped they’d be. That’s why big brothers have got to have faith. And one day, you’ll see… he’ll change. After all, you’ve got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you’ll stick by Dil’s side and be a swell big brother.

And Pearl, remember when we stopped that dropship? I’ll never forget the look on that Nephrite’s face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!

I know. How embarrassing for her!

i didn’t punch hitler in the face for this

you guys are giving me grey hair

this never happened in the forties (said with completely straight face)

i just don’t think you’re living up to your true potential

america wasn’t founded for this

i know if you look inside yourself you’ll realize you’re a better person than you think you are

that’s it, i’ll be in the freezer until further notice, wishing i was still dead

in all my years of leading troops i have never seen such blatant disrespect (said with completely straight face)

i’m not mad, i’m disappointed

i’m probably going to outlive all of my friends, again. did you know that? i think about that all the time. at night. all by myself. and these are the memories you want to leave me with. 

do you really think this kind of behavior is what our founding fathers expected future americans to engage in

you know what we had in the old days? dignity. (said with completely straight face)

McKinley: Excuse you, we don’t say hell.