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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

The English language…! It’s a helluva workplace. :)

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

Yep. You can only strip down so much. There is no end to the layers of coat you can apply.

While sitting on my butt all day.

Oh, boy. Naked people walking down the street is not family friendly whether the ones flaunting their junk are gay, straight or somewhere in between. Admitting that is not a dog whistle.

Americans are kept deliberately in the dark about how uniquely terrible their private for-profit healthcare system is compared to international socialized alternatives if they were made more aware that things didn’t have to be like this that their sense of exceptionalism was misplaced and they were suffering for it there would be a lot less tolerance of the status quo.

If your nose is currently unblocked and not runny, take a moment to appreciate it. Wow look at you breathing in with both nostrils and not having to blow your nose every two minutes! You must be so proud of yourself! I’m proud of you too bud, have fun with your clear nose, you deserve it.

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

To be fair, we are constantly rotting and detiorating every second, entropy and all that. Just not as fast as the media would have you believe.