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Slavery is literally happening now. Police never stopped being slave catchers. People are supporting it now just like they supported it then.

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

Bruce: We took Ace to the groomers two days ago.

Damian, scowling: Then maybe-

Alfred: Titus and Alfred were also taken last week.

Damian: Richard-

Dick: I'm not letting you take Haley to the groomers so you can oggle the new guy. She went last week.

Duke: Why don't you just go up to him and have a normal conversation?

Tim: Because Daniel is so "pretty" Damian looses all ability to speak- Ack! Hey you almost hit me!

Damian: Tsk I missed.

Dick: Yet you didn't deny it.

Damian: *glares down at his hands*

Tim, sighing: Fine, I'll help you out this one time. You and I both have friends that happen to have a certain white kind of canine in common.

Damian: *perks up*

----2 Hours Later----

Damian: *walks into the grooming Salon with a tight grip on a wagging Krypto. he looks around the salon and watches Danny through the window where hes finishing up a groom*

Danny, covered in fluff as he talks to a Husky: Look how much better you look now! Such a handsome boy huh?

Husky, wagging: Awooo!

Coworker, smirking: Danny, your new regular is here.

Danny: *perks up and looks out the window before waving at Damian. After putting the Husky up, he walks out* Hey Damian, another referral?

Damina: Uuh yeah- Yes! This is Krypto, he is owned by my friend's cousin, but no groomers around them will accept Krypto.

Danny: Why not? He's seems like such a sweet dog! *crouched down and Krypto happily pounces on him, sending them to the floor* Bit stronger than most other Labrador, huh?

Damian: Ah, yes he's a Meta Animal so..

Danny: Say no more! We'll give it a shot! *easily pushes Krypto off of him and stands up* You gonna stick around to watch?

Damian, instantly: Yes! *clears throat* Please.

Danny, laughing as he takes Krypto's leash: With how enthusiastic you are, you should come here to apprentice as a groomer. I would be happy to show you the ropes myself. *pulls Krypto away from another dog effortlessly*

Damian, swallowing: yes please...

----3 hours later----

Bruce: So, how was Daniel~

Damian: He handled Krypto with ease, and offered to train me.

Bruce, looking up: You are a medical student?

Damian: I am aware, so instead, on weekends I shall double as a dog grooming assistant.

Bruce: ...You can't be serious?

Damian: Daniel Fenton is really pretty, and really, really strong.

Bruce: Excuse me?!

Tim: What?!

Dick: *murdered walrus sounds*

Danian: Alfred the car! Please! Let's go!

Bruce, running after him: W-Wait Damian what babie?! What babies?!

Car: *Speeds off*

*15 minutes later*

Damian, hushed voice: Am I too late?

Danny, shaking his head: She has only pushed out one so far. *points into a welping box*

Welping Box: *a large black dog with big ears, large curling goat's horns, a lion-like tail, and glowing fire-like eyes lays inside the welping box, panting with a round ripping belly and a single litte white puppy suckling*

Damian: Amazing. It doesn't have horns yet?

Danny: Urco grow their horns as they age, isn't that right Pearl?

Daisy: *Whines and lays her head on Danny's hand*

Danny: Such a good girl, strong girl. Sorry for calling you so suddenly, I hope your family isn't worried.

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'They cut Nobody from the Odyssey movie!' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]