JACOB FUCKING FRYE

2am asscreed sketches

me:

If a girl tells you she’s gay and that she’s not interested, here are some acceptable responses: 1) I didn’t know that. Sorry to bother you! 2) Would it be okay to be your friend still? 3) That’s awesome! I hope you find a great girl for you if you haven’t already. Have a great day!

Here’s some examples of what you don’t fucking say to her (if you say this shit, you’re an asshole FYI) 1) But you haven’t been with me yet 2) I can change that 3) Give me a chance and you won’t think you’re gay anymore

‘I want Edward to curse with every whip of his hips against mine. I want to hear my name on his lips, whispered or cried I don’t mind. I want to hear the sounds he makes when he’s lost in ecstasy, how he’d hold me tighter when he came. But mostly I want to hear him whisper the absolute filthiest things he can think of in my ear, pre-sex. To hear him describe exactly what he’s going to do to me and ask if I have any objections before he carries out the acts he says he’s dreamt of.’