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Everything In My Body Is Clunking Like A Machine

I think that if any of will grahams students hit on him he would be offended that they thought he’d be okay with that and then lecture them about power imbalances and then three hours later he would have sex with his therapist

i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

i don’t want to victim blame but maybe if he didn’t want to be called babygirl he shouldn’t have been such a babygirl. just a thought.

it’s oh my god they were roommates. it’s found family. it’s sunshine & stoic. it’s blondie & dark hair. it’s only one bed. it’s and they were both boys. it’s healing childhood trauma. it’s domestic bliss. it’s clumsy action scenes. it’s failed heist plans. it’s run and gun. this show has it all and DOES NOT fucking miss

To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

what if everything is intentional. what if dancing with your friends matters as much as picking up groceries. what if you put color in your hair and a stranger feels seen. what if someone makes soup for you. what if tears are sacred. what if it’s all love.

“is this toxic positivity” LOL fellas is it toxic positivity to find beauty in the little things? like jesus fucking christ relax i am literally not telling you to find happiness in every single thing im just saying theres some love in the world. “toxic positivity” i say this so genuinely go outside.

okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.