Imagine being Alfred during Batman Begins when Bruce leaves to “find himself.” Alfred is worried, but reminds himself that all rich men do this and he’s probably just going to come back as a worldly, obnoxious vegetarian. Then Bruce shows up several years later buff as hell and it’s like no, he’s a ninja. he’s a ninja and he wants to terrorize Gotham in a bat costume.
Thomas Wayne: goes on a six year trip with Doctors Without Borders to help people
Bruce Wayne: goes on a six year trip to learn how to do a super complicated flip, throw his voice, and punch people without killing them












