one day I'll think of a better url

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

two butches seeing how many fingers they can fit in me at the same time when?

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

official nintendo statement: princess peach is a nasty bitch that gets into heat often and begs rosalina to split her open with her 11 inch cock

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

reblogging this everytime I see it

It's really important to use your little sister's stomach as a punching bag while making out with her. Trust me on this.