Dance With The Devil

@sweetbaby–ryry you know it. Me and my tic tac dick would look like a junkless Ken doll is shit like that.

Maybe one day we could do a transplant. There’s enough of my 12-inch snake to go around, Jacey~

Don't worry, I'm already plotting your death by masturbating accident cause you're an organ donor and then I get to have your junk.

[TEXT] And that right there is why I like you. How are you, brother?

Do you know how long Rubes and I were together before we had that kinda shit? We were friends who fucked for years. We both fucked a lot of other people too for a long time. There was nothing exclusive about us until there was one day. We didn't live together or whatever until literally right before I went away. I was also in fucking prison when she found out she was pregnant and had the kids. Like do you know how shitty that had to be for her? She was basically a single mom until I got out and it wasn't until recently that we're actually like a real couple. I love the fuck out of her and if it were me in your shoes, I'd be pissed beyond words but I'd understand why she did it. Do you know how much it probably sucked for Ives to give up her kid for this long? I didn't even carry my kids inside of me and it was fucking hell not knowing them or seeing them every day. So I can't imagine how it felt being Ivy. Ives raised us but she didn't get to raise her own son... that's fucked up. It ain't got anything to do about whether you matter or not cause it ain't about you. It's about what was good for the kid and that kid didn't even get to be with his mom all this time and you should nut up and stop being a bitch cause your feelings are hurt that she didn't tell you something she didn't even tell her own family about and try to be there for whatever's gonna happen next.

Nah. Coop's too pretty for me. If I were gonna sin like that I'd do it with Ryan or Blaine, at least it would be like masturbation. Well... that's fucked up. But shit I don't know. If it were Ruby and I had the same kinda thing going on that you guys do, I'd be pissed of course but I'd get over it cause shit happens and you make the best of it. Depends on what you can live with or what you're willing to give up. Ives doesn't do crap without a good reason and knowing my dad, she probably did the best thing for the little guy.

Ya sure cause the only difference between Coop and Ives is a dick and some tits... They even look alike if you squint like the fuck?? How can a guy be that pretty? Shit ain't right. But yeah, fucked up things happen. Is it your bastard kid that my sister hid away like he's got webbed feet or some shit?