Christopher Nolan’s sci-fi epic Interstellar but it’s Drake and Josh
(Josh attempts to steer the spaceship, but it wont budge. The even horizon of the supermassive black hole in front of them grows larger.)
Drake: *looks away from the built-in Gamesphere he is playing* What?
Josh: Why are we falling into a black hole?
Drake: We’re not, distance readings said we’re too far away to be in its gravity well.
Josh: (Annoyed) Oh really?
Josh: Then turn this ship around.
Drake: Okay, I will! *Scoffs*
(Drake gets in the pilot’s seat of the ship, and attempts to turn it. The ship lurches tightly under the force of the black hole’s gravity, and doesn’t move. The event horizon continues to get closer. He again tries desperately to change the ship’s trajectory, to no avail.)
Drake: *Spins around in the pilot’s seat to face Josh* I see the problem.
(Shot changes to the outside of the ship as it crosses over the event horizon, and the universe behind it rapidly shrinks into nothingness.)
(Audience laughter and the show’s signature light rock interlude as the screen fades to black for commercial break.)
(Commercial break ends. The ship is hurtling through pitch blackness. Shot cuts to the bridge of the ship again; Drake is in the pilot’s seat and Josh is in a nearby seat, both screaming as the ship’s frame rumbles.)
Drake: Oh God, we’re gonna die!
Josh: This is all your fault, Drake!
Drake: Why’d you let me pilot around the black hole?! You know I’m bad with numbers!
(They both continue screaming.)
Josh: (Half-crying) I’m sorry, Oprah!
(The ships rumbling grows worse, and pieces begin detaching. The lights go out and other electronics fail. The ships’ heads-up-display remains working, and begins flashing an “Eject” message, along with an automated computer voice saying the same thing.)
Drake: Oh, what the heck! *Quickly puts on his space helmet and pulls the eject lever, and his seat is launched up through a hole which opens in the ship’s ceiling,*
Josh: …Drake?! *He makes his signature, distressed “Aouww” sound, puts his helmet on and ejects too.*
(Josh launches into the blackness outside; the ship below continues falling away towards the singularity, as does Josh’s chair, as he, nor Drake, actually strapped themselves in; there is no sound except through the helmet mics. Drake is floating a few feet away, illuminated by his spacesuit lights. The two make eye contact.)
Drake: (Breathily) This is it, brotha.
(The two float silently for a few seconds; reality seems to come to a standstill; Suddenly, a point of greenish light appears below them, and it grows bigger as they seem to accelerate towards it. As they get closer, the point of light has taken shape as what appears to be a teal-colored, flat plane, with criss-cross patterns in it, extending infinitely in all directions.)
Josh: *notices their descent first.* Drake, look down.
Drake: *looks and starts screaming. Josh starts screaming as well.*
(The two, still screaming, fall into a gap in one of the “criss-crosses”; they fall extraordinarily fast for several seconds, occasionally bumping into the sides of whatever the structure is without any injury. Eventually they begin tumbling around and come to a landing. They are in a sort of incomprehensible maze-like structure, made up of blue and green lines criss-crossing. They both slowly get up.)
Josh: (slightly whimpering) Wh…where are we?
Drake: (also whimpering) I don’t know, Josh.
(They begin walking; Sound somehow transmits, as their footsteps make slight thuds; as they get up close to the “walls”, certain lines have an arrow shape shoot through them with a sort of whooshing sound, and the line splits in two, displaying a window in which a scene from throughout the show can be seen playing out, complete with audio.)
Josh: Was this place…meant for us?
(Throughout the structure, the Drake and Josh theme song, slower and lower pitched, is heard playing from an unknown source.)
Drake: Why does that sound so familiar?
(As they continue through the structure, they pass by a line which opens up, and from it they hear the unmistakable laughter of their sister, Megan. They both stop, and turn around to look. In the window, Megan can be seen, sitting on the couch in her living room, drinking lemonade with a curly straw and watching an episode of the animated show, Girly Cow. The window’s view appears to emanate from the TV, as Megan is directly facing it.)
Drake and Josh in unison: (Resentfully) Megan.
(They begin banging on the window)
Drake and Josh: Hey! Hey, Megan! Hey!
(Shot cuts to inside their house with Megan. The TV screen cuts to static for a few seconds.)
(The TV screen then shifts to Drake and Josh on a pitch black background, in real time.)
Josh: Megan, can you hear us?
Drake: I think she hears us! Megan, help!
Josh: We fell into a black hole and we don’t know where we are!
Megan: Of course you two did.
Drake: (Angrily) Megan, if you don’t help us….I’m telling mom and dad!
Megan: Hmm, I guess I’ll help you guys.
Drake and Josh in unison: Really?
Megan: Yeah. After I finish this episode of Girly Cow, though. *She picks up the TV remote*
Drake and Josh: No, no, no, Megan, wait!
(Megan clicks a button on the remote, and the reality-window abruptly closes, and the line disintegrates.)
(All the other lines making up the structure begin disintegrating as well)
Drake: *Looks around* Uh, Josh…look around.
Josh: *Looks* Oh no, what did she do?!
(Eventually, the entire maze disintegrates, leaving the two standing in a teal void.)
(Suddenly, a single blue arrow shoots up from the void, and it opens, showing Josh’s movie theater coworker, Crazy Steve, at the movie theater, with his back turned.)
(Crazy Steve does nothing for a few seconds, then quickly turns around and yells “Cockadoodle-doo!” while staring directly at Drake and Josh with crazed eyes. The two brothers grab each other instinctively and begin screaming .)
(The shot cuts to the two both sitting in opposite corners of an elevator, still in their space-suits. They abruptly shoot up, as if they were asleep, and continue screaming. After a few seconds, they stop, as the look around and take in the situation.)
Josh: Oh god, what is this now?
(The elevator begins moving up on its own. Neither brother says a word.)
(The elevator dings, and the door opens to a spacious apartment. They step out of the elevator into it. They spot a girl who looks identical to Megan sitting on a couch.)
Girl: …Can I help you, NASA?
Drake: Megan? Where are we?
Girl: Umm…my name is Carly.
(Drake and Josh look at each other, horrified. Rock interlude plays, episode ends.)
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