M O N S T E R

uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won't stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please

your honour let the record show that i'm not being a little bitch about it. no i'm not. no i'm not. no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not

the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it's settled? When November 2 rolls around, we're all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

no we're gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

"zodiac killer" this "zodiac killer" that. what about jeff the killer bitch?

prog rock fans are always like “lol..you think listening to billie eilish and grimes makes you a rabid feral sewer queen? if you listened to king crimson your head would melt” As if they would last one day in the mind of a vocaloid fan

gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

are you fucking kidding me

going to start hoarding those halloween cookies. 5 boxes

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨