I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

i love it when cats wake up from a nap and come to find you they’re like ummmm i was just thinking about this and we need to cuddle

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

Yes, I’m a gamer, but there’s so much more to me than that - I’ve also seen a film.