God Hates Us All

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hahahahahahahaha

My favorite video game story ever

@amazonianlatina 😢😢😢 the feels

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

oh shut the fuck up

pretending that mom and dad don’t have to booze the fuck up just to spend time with their dead eyed children

thanks banksy

“connect with the human race” what do they think people are doing on their phones?? texting aliens?? because if someone is texting aliens sign me the FUCK up

I love the idea that you have to spend money on a Product in order to not use your phone at inappropriate moments… like there’s no way you could ever judge for yourself when it’s rude and when it’s cool to be on your phone, you have to have the Responsibility Box to take your Evil Device out of your Weak Hands until you’ve learned to repent for your Millenial Phone Addiction

Bad and naughty phones get placed in the Milennial Wiggler to atone for their sins.

Who the fuck sets a timer for 15 minutes and 44 seconds?

^^^ that’s what I was trying to figure out

ohlookfanfiction

UNCLE BEN

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

No this is what bats illuminated by lightning looks like.