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Mouthy old cunt, still gagging for it 70s style 😌

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hades & cerberus - ink on paper - 2022

a commission from a few months back. this was a huge joy to do, and there should be more of these two eventually.

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Only a few hours left to grab your copy of A Year Of Belonging - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴‍☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨

Yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D

BIG BAD WOLF (3/3) (NFS)

OOAK handmade art doll

Sew Sew Boys - Sailors who have a special talent in sewing Jack of the Dust- Purser Mate Jack Nasty Face- a low ranking sailor Landlubber- a landsman who has no knowledge of the sea Fireship - a prostitute with a venereal disease Spouter - a Whaler Blubber Hunter- a Whaler Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who threw up in the lap of a comrade Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who has managed to pee on a mate’s shoes under the table. Long Tailed Beggar- a Cat Lubber- a lumbering, awkward fellow a stout, clumsy oaf who struggles with seamanship Bone Polisher- a cat of nine tails Bugs- a dirty slovenly sailor Bully Boys- an American sailor Jack Tar - a British sailor Cook`s warrant - an operation that ends in amputation The Croaker- a Surgeon The Doctor - a cook Davy Jones natural children - pirates, smugglers, scamps, scalawags and rovers Hands- Crewmembers Jimmy the One - the first Lieutenant in the Royal Navy Johnny Hawbuck- an officer who dressed like a dandy at sea Landshark - A Lawyer Limey- another name for a british sailor Jollies - A Royal Marine Leatherneck - A Royal Marine Devil Dog - A Royal Marine Lobster - A Royal Marine Old Salt - a veteran sailor Manxman - a sailor from the Isle of Man Nip cheese - the Purser

Padre, Bish, Bible Puncher, Bible Basher, Devil Dodger, Dodgy Deacon, God Botherer, Maker’s Rep, Holy Joe and Sin Bosun - Chaplain

An Amy - all noncitizens who served aboard British Warships

Bible- Thumper - an excessively pious sailor

Boom Passenger - a convict

Brass Bounder - Midshipman

Snotty - Midshipman

Blue Peter - P/ Peter Flag

Chips - Carpenter

Cootie- Lice

Cross Girl - Harlot

Jemmy Ducks - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship

Duck f..cker - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship 

Johnny Hawbuck - a dandy officer at sea

Man Eater - a furious ship

Paint Washer - a steam ship sailor

Pale Ale - Water

Powder Monkey’s - ship’s boys

Shellback - old sailor

Shifting Ballast - marines, passengers, and other useless folk aboard a ship

Ship’s Husband - shipyard foreman

Slaughter House - lower deck near the main mast

Skipper - captain of a small pleasure or trading vessel

Keeper of the Pigs- steward

Straights Captain - master cannoneer

Tom Pepper - a habitual liar