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hades & cerberus - ink on paper - 2022

a commission from a few months back. this was a huge joy to do, and there should be more of these two eventually.

25. SLICKED

Only a few hours left to grab your copy of A Year Of Belonging - an Izzy Hands 2026 calendar! 🏴‍☠️🦄 All proceeds will be donated to Lambda Literary & Grassroots Gaza ✨

Yours truly had the honor to draw the cover :D

BIG BAD WOLF (3/3) (NFS)

OOAK handmade art doll

Sew Sew Boys - Sailors who have a special talent in sewing Jack of the Dust- Purser Mate Jack Nasty Face- a low ranking sailor Landlubber- a landsman who has no knowledge of the sea Fireship - a prostitute with a venereal disease Spouter - a Whaler Blubber Hunter- a Whaler Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who threw up in the lap of a comrade Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas- a Sailor who has managed to pee on a mate’s shoes under the table. Long Tailed Beggar- a Cat Lubber- a lumbering, awkward fellow a stout, clumsy oaf who struggles with seamanship Bone Polisher- a cat of nine tails Bugs- a dirty slovenly sailor Bully Boys- an American sailor Jack Tar - a British sailor Cook`s warrant - an operation that ends in amputation The Croaker- a Surgeon The Doctor - a cook Davy Jones natural children - pirates, smugglers, scamps, scalawags and rovers Hands- Crewmembers Jimmy the One - the first Lieutenant in the Royal Navy Johnny Hawbuck- an officer who dressed like a dandy at sea Landshark - A Lawyer Limey- another name for a british sailor Jollies - A Royal Marine Leatherneck - A Royal Marine Devil Dog - A Royal Marine Lobster - A Royal Marine Old Salt - a veteran sailor Manxman - a sailor from the Isle of Man Nip cheese - the Purser

Padre, Bish, Bible Puncher, Bible Basher, Devil Dodger, Dodgy Deacon, God Botherer, Maker’s Rep, Holy Joe and Sin Bosun - Chaplain

An Amy - all noncitizens who served aboard British Warships

Bible- Thumper - an excessively pious sailor

Boom Passenger - a convict

Brass Bounder - Midshipman

Snotty - Midshipman

Blue Peter - P/ Peter Flag

Chips - Carpenter

Cootie- Lice

Cross Girl - Harlot

Jemmy Ducks - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship

Duck f..cker - a sailor who took care of the poultry aboard a ship 

Johnny Hawbuck - a dandy officer at sea

Man Eater - a furious ship

Paint Washer - a steam ship sailor

Pale Ale - Water

Powder Monkey’s - ship’s boys

Shellback - old sailor

Shifting Ballast - marines, passengers, and other useless folk aboard a ship

Ship’s Husband - shipyard foreman

Slaughter House - lower deck near the main mast

Skipper - captain of a small pleasure or trading vessel

Keeper of the Pigs- steward

Straights Captain - master cannoneer

Tom Pepper - a habitual liar

Domesitcation brings on a host of behavioral and physiological changes in affected species, including:

decreased aggression/fearful behavior

Increased curiosity and friendliness

smaller teeth and weaker jaws

Novel and more varied coat colors, esp dilution and piebaldism

smaller brains and reduced spatial reasoning skills, but increased social skills

changes to the endocrine system that cause increased sexual behavior including using sexual activity as conflict resolution and the ability to breed all year-round.

Bimbofication is a kink scenario in which the person being bimbofied undergoes extensive behavioral and physiological changes, including:

Decreased aggression, up to the point of forgetting perviously hostile relationships

Increased friendliness and curiosity in the interests of others

more "femminine" features including smaller, less angular jaws

changes in hair color, especially becoming blonde or developing novel colors like neon pink

"IQ Loss" or "Dumbification" in which complex logical reasoning becomes harder for the subject but social situations get a lot more navigable

A notable increase in Sexual Behavior, in terms of frequency, duration, number of partners, variety of acts and the use of Sex Acts as conflict resolution. The resolution to all their problems, really...