Saw.Met.Loved.Left

tumblr was the blueprint for all internet discourse and I stand by that. everything currently being talked about on twitter and tik tok now was already covered in the tumblr 2010-2014 era

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

remember in 2011-2015 when every 13 year old girl was like harry styles isnt straight, dan and phil are dating, and mcr are gonna get back together and everyone was like “youre delusional”

destiel is canon. 

is he...yknow....*gestures downward to super hell*

the supernatural news would be funny at any time but the tension floating around life currently has made it absolutely HYSTERICAL

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen