Play on.

crush stereotypes now 

we love flowers. give us flowers.

what the fuck

Clarification: when a guy younger than you thinks this. Older guys might have snippets of knowledge. Might. Sometimes. Not all of them.

Clarification: teach you things = like how to change a tire. Like YOUR DAD teaching you how to change a tire. That’s feasible. Not about how to be a woman though or how to think or what kind of clothes to buy. Nope.

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

Oh look there’s math to prove it too