Belle

hello friends i am here

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

90% of conversations with me

Each has a 1% chance of killing you. Which do you eat first?

Wow… I wish i slept in a match box or a sardine tin and twisted the little key to tuck myself in…

Still true and unfortunately unfulfilled 

nobody talks enough about the bermuda triangle these days what's with that

why would you willingly go to mass

free wine

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

i think we are talking about different things

oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you

i am talking about the state of massachusetts

you're just making that place up to freak me out