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do you ever get in that mood when literally anything pisses you off

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake

If I ever meet Daniel Radcliffe, these are the pictures I will have him sign.

It’s not that surpsing that meowing at cats elicits a surprised response. Imagine if a cat walked by and said something random like, “Democracy”.

I applaud Lana Del Rey for lasting this long in an ever changing industry when she’s just releasing the same album over and over and over and over

do you ever see someone so stereotypically attractive you’re just like nah ew

honestly i don’t dress for guys because guys don’t know anything lol i look nice for girls because i will get compliments guaranteed. they will tell u how nice ur eyeliner is or ask where u got your purse all guys do is blink at u

When u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside