The Death Of Me

none of these options seem any good…

Meteorologist Liberté Chan was in the middle of her forecast when she was given a cardigan to cover up. Viewers were apparently writing in, appalled by her outfit. In a second video posted to her Facebook page, Chan and a coworker read some of the “angry emails” and responded.

this is no joke an actual scene from the real show, batman finds out lex luthor is working with the joker and legitimately breaks into his house in the night to angrily glare at him

Once when I was in elementary school I went to a friend’s house, and during dinner time my friend’s dad never showed up to eat. After dinner we were playing in my friend’s room and I was like ‘hey, where’s your dad?’ and he just kind of stared out the window at the sky and he said very sadly ‘he’s not here right now, but he’s always watching over me’. And I was like ‘OH. Oh my god. I’m so sorry, I didn’t know he passed away’, and my friend turned to me with a look of horror on his face and whispered “he’s an astronaut.”

Oh my god.

He could feed the caterpillar, he could whisper through the chrysalis; what hatched out followed its own nature and was beyond him.

Hannibal Lecter + giving no fucks in the face of probable suffering and/or death

I SPIT MY DRINK OUT