Aubrey the Agent

Red Skull buys a boat: Sail Hydra Red Skull doesn’t tan: Pale Hydra Red Skull builds a house: Nail Hydra Red Skull is a vegetarian: Kale Hydra Red Skull becomes weak: Frail Hydra Red Skull eats expired chips: Stale Hydra

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

*picks up banana* hello

its your son. he is dead

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why the fuck is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

It’s like war of the worlds. My god.

what does the physics fandom contain

fan friction

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

ME LIKE

FIRE LORD BEYONCE

THE FIRE NATION’S TRUE RULER

W O W

But then, everything changed when the single ladies attacked…

if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart 

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

I’m okay with that

come with me and you’ll be in a world of global domination

This is why I hate the stereotype of the Internet and people on the Internet. This is exactly why I love the Internet. Society needs to realize this.