you gotta show the world the thunder.

October 4th - Because I think the world just needs more of this, I want you to try and create the most wholesome or cute image you can.

A redraw/touch up of the most wholesome drawing I’ve ever done. I’m not usually so sappy but I really just love my pets and would gladly call a cardboard box home as long as they were there with me <3

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Bernie Sanders in 2016:

Let’s cancel all student loan debt.

Joe Biden in 2005:

Also me: Heehoo pupper

BABY?

BABIES?