your worst nightmare

whoops i’m a bit late because of school SLKDFJALSKDJFAL oh the struggles

searched up my birthday and kyungsoo again and got that pic i don’t think kyungsoo likes me boohoo cracker

anyways.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY thank you for all the pics you make my day when i feel like dying from school i just open up tumblr and go through your posts honestly i don’t even use tumblr that much just only for you nowadays. also it feels nice to tell someone that i don’t know about my daily events so thank youuuuuuuuu. also feels nice to have someone to simp over kyungsoo with bcos all my friends are baekhyun stans. thank you thank you you deserve the world!!!

-iwillsooyou 

@theonly-vagina-kyungsoo-will-fuk

@baeklination​ also thanks to her for arranging this for you! B)))

Kristine and Caitlyn: my bffs

You’re in the supermarket walking down the aisle to buy apples and you see this: 

What do you do?

Caitlyn: get the apples and brush my arm against his to flex.

Kristine: drop the apple and pull a bend and snap.

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Then you turn and walk down the aisle to see this.

What do you do?

Kristine: call my mommy

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Then you’re like damn I met two famous people today. You walk with your apples and you see this.

What do you do?

Caitlyn: uh cry like just stand there admiring him while crying

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Then you’re like damn, I need a book to read and you see this.

What do you do?

Caitlyn: cut a hole in a book and take a picture of him through the hole

Kristine: stop buying fifty shades of grey and go look for a bible

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Then you’re like wtf is my luck today I need a drink and you see this. 

What do you do?

Caitlyn: ask them to grab a drink for me like behind each of them so 4 drinks touched by all four of them and then I flex the drinks

Kristine: get the drinks that they sat on doesn’t matter if its soy milk i will drink it

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Then you’re like I need some chips and you see this.

What do you do?

Caitlyn: ask him to grab chips in the top shelf so he’ll drop all of him chips while trying to reach the chips on the top shelf and then I help him pick up his chips

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Then you’re like okay I need to go buy skincare at target so imma head to target. You get to target and you’re walking down the aisle to see this.

What do you do?

Caitlyn: shout MORK and get a pic

Kristine: start singing party in the city where the heat is on

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Then you’re like SHIT I FORGOT TO BUY EGGS and you see this.

.What do you do?

Kristine: no just pass by him with a bunch of mangoes a cart full of mangoes. if he looks at you just be like you want one??

Caitlyn: blast november rain and get an autograph on my phone case in sharpie

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Then you’re like lets go to the kid’s aisle for fun and you see this. 

What do you do?

Kristine: just shout honey never mind the kids aisle is occupied we'll come another day. or just steal  🤷

Caitlyn: carry a handful of things drop them and they help me pick them up. i buy all of the items touched by them

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You’re like damn, today was a strange day. I met EXO Kris Wu and Mark Lee and then you see this.

What do you do?

Caitlyn: grab them and throw them in my trunk. tell them there’s candy in the car so when they get close enough I snatch them and hit the gas

Minseok: if i were that girl i'd be doing the harlem shake on the floor.

Luhan: i think my fbi agent is foaming at the mouth.

Yifan: i like my eyebrows.

Junmyeon: if only i had aesthetic washi tape but i'm a broke bitch.

Yixing: bruh pretty sure there's a ghost outside my window it makes noises.

Baekhyun: do you like water cause then you'd like 95% of me if i were a cucumber.

Jongdae: when the toilet appears you know shit's going down.

Chanyeol: i bought chips. the bag says, "be kind today and make someone smile." hey baekhyun, when you scream while playing league it makes me want to cry.

Kyungsoo: if i played minecraft with chanyeol and i renamed rotten flesh to some food and told him it was the new update that food would rot bitchass would believe me.

Tao: sometimes i want a significant other but i realize all the people in my life suck ass so i just give up.

Jongin: I CAME ACROSS THIS BEAUTY AND HONESTLY I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.

Minseok: IF SUBWAY CAN BRING THE 5 DOLLAR SUB BACK THEN SM CAN SURELY BRING THIS HUNK BACK.

Luhan: I'M DRINKING MY MILK TEA RN AND CRYING.

Yifan: hey girl you be lookin like a snack but i'm on a diet so i'll save you for later.

Junmyeon: i prolly lost 20 years off my lifespan just worrying.

Yixing: sorry i'm listening to limitless nothing makes sense when i listen to this song.

Baekhyun (when someone knocks on the bathroom door): oh i just stay quiet and they're like hello? and then i turn off the light to scare them.

Jongdae: all i got was chew chew chew chew chewing gum and i’m like damn that’s poetic.

Chanyeol: i shall draw a penis on his face.

Kyungsoo: i thanked the girl and she thought i was being sarcastic smh.

Tao: i’m still scared from his twerking.

Jongin: omg shut yo ass up goddamn i'm going back to sleep.

Minseok: we just talking bout school. and mental breakdowns.

Luhan: SHUT UP I'M READING AN FF AND I'M EMO.

Yifan: he said spongebob looked like coronavirus and I’m like sir those two don’t even look alike.

Junmyeon: now i can spend my money whenever i want to.

Yixing: i left rice inside my backpack like last last friday when break started. it smells like death. it's moldy rice.

Baekhyun: let me search up a recipe so if i end up burning my house uh WHOOPS.

Jongdae: the only way to a girl's heart is to buy her a large fries instead of small.

Chanyeol: i wanna name my bald child harry.

Kyungsoo: i responded to him with "i didn't know hippos could speak."

Tao: i can't believe i went the whole day without realizing i didn't have a binder.

Jongin: dude remembers something from 5 years ago yet i can't remember what i had for breakfast yesterday.

Minseok: i try to complete my work so i won't go to detention

Luhan: he gon slap me silly

Yifan: oh really i'm sorry the zoo gave me the wrong number

Junmyeon: yeah he has a degree in being an idiot

Yixing: my napkins smell funky af

Baekhyun: EVERYONE MY ASS CHEEKS ARE CLEnTChed

Jongdae: right now i can sing as high as brendon urie

Chanyeol: dude i have a hand

Kyungsoo: (member name) looks like the yeti skin in minecraft

Tao: i got a bunch of pens watch me lose all of them

Jongin: i gtg my butt on fire