I'll become the sea

Some of the best quotes from the immortal series “Friends”

- What... What you working on? - Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but, I don't know any big words or anything, so... - Why don't you use your Thesaurus? - What did I just say? Ross & Joey (10x05)

- Oh, yeah! Go for it, man! Jump off the high dive! Stare down the barrel of the gun! Pee into the wind! - Yeah, Joe, I assure you, if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way. Joey & Chandler (03x04)

- You know, I bet, it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we’re trying to figure out her recipe. I bet, she’s looking up at us and smiling right now. - Looking up? - Oh, yeah. No, she was really nice to me, but she’s in hell for sure. Phoebe & Ross (07x03)

- You, guys, won't believe what I have to do for work today. - Yes, but, Ross, you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs. Ross & Chandler (09x20)

- All right, all right. Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike and won. - Ross came in fourth and cried! Ross & Chandler (07x04)

- Come on, am I 19 or what? - Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19. Joey & Chandler (07x01)

- Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? Rachel (06x08)

- So... Ross and Rachel got married... Monica and Chandler almost got married...You think you and I should hook up? - Oh, we do. But not just yet. - Really? Well, when? - Okay. Um, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won’t work out. - Wow. - I know. Then I’m gonna marry Chandler – for the money. And you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. - Great. - But then we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money, and Rachel’s kids. And getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem. - Oh, oh! What about Ross? - I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but, um, we have words and I kill him. Joey & Phoebe (06x02)

- Hey! How was basketball? - Oh, it was a lot of fun, yeah, right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye. - Oh, no! Who did that? - Chandler. Yeah. Rachel & Joey (09x17)