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Demon Road Aesthetic
It’s just motels and highways and demons around every damn corner. Amber supposes she can handle it. Then again, Amber supposes she can handle a lot of things- and gets it wrong every single time.
this book series though :0
Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D
General
How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box How to tag How to tag asks How to have posts show up/not show up Trigger Warnings Tumblr Savior How to Report a blog
Theme/Code
How to install a theme Theme Directory My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar Icon Finder Help picking a color scheme to match your icon How to Install Updates Tab (X) Updates Tab Masterpost How to add a music player (X) (X) Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) HTML Color Codes Creating a poll on Tumblr Creating a countdown How to create a re-direct page Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever How to make a network How to Install a Navigation Page HTML Codes HTML Help & Codes Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat Theme making tutorial Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues
*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use
Photoshop/Photoshop Resources
Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows) Masterpost for downloading Photoshop How to make a Gif Learn the Basics of Photoshop Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop Photoshop Graphic Masterposts Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost Textures Guide Photoshop Help Blog Photoshop Help Blog Screencaps Screencaps HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost
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I guess I need this if I ever want to do something other than reblog. *runs and hides in corner*
Ooohhhhh
Where the fuck was this when I came to this world???
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I FIRST JOINED?
masterpost of all masterposts
This is amazing and helpful thank you
Well That Was Unexpected NSFW 18+(Part 2 That Wasn’t Scripted)
A/N: part 2 to well that wasn’t scripted now with Sebastian Stan joining in on the fun . I need holy water after this.
summary: As a makeup artist you have become comfortable with celebrities working with them everyday but what happens when you have to actually work with them in their own field, under lights,camera and action.
Warnings:Sebastian x female!reader x Chris: Literal smut Smutty, fingering,oral(female and male receiving) stimulation, teasing, swearing , daddy kink, dom and sub, Dom Chris , Sub sebastian, threesome, penetration and i don’t know if i missed anything else.
Disclosure: I do not own marvel or any of their characters
Y/N : your name
Y/N POV:
“ Well then daddy ,why don’t you take what you want?” I say with a smirk anda as I jump onto Chris and wrap my legs around his waist there is a knock on the trailer door.
“ For fuck sake am I ever going to be able to finally fuck you.” Chris says with a groan and outs me down heading for the door. He swings it open but from where I am I can’t see who is there but all I see is he has a smirk on his face which normally means he’s up to no good.
“ Y/n I think we’ve got to show this visitor what we have to offer him.” And winks towards whoever it is , as I’m about to say what the fuck I hear who it is.
‘ Oh shit Chris is she in here I’m so sorry to interrupt I’ll just leave.” Sebastian says being his adorable self.
“ Awww baby we wouldn’t want that to happen, would we daddy?”
i say stepping into sebbys view topless. “Oh my god Y/n , holy …” and trails off looking me up and down licking his lips . “Seb would you like to come inside …” i said grabbing his collar of his shirt and chris shutting the door. “ i wouldn’t miss it for the world …” he says pressing our lips firmly together thrusting his tongue in my mouth with his hands on my waist and as i am getting used to seb i feel Chris’s hands flowing up my body until it cups my breasts firmly causing me to moan into sebastians mouth. Sebastian’s hands rest on the elastic of my underwear like waiting for an order could it be. “ sebastian take them off and I’ll let you get the first taste as i am going to fuck her first.” Chris says authority evident in his tone. As this is said sebastian kneels down removing my underwear before leaning me against the wall and putting one of my legs over his shoulder and thrusting his tongue between my folds which causes me to shout his name. For a moment i forget that chris is here as well but as soon as i open my eyes i see chris on the bed pleasuring himself to the scene of sebastian eating me out. I moan out once again as sebastians fingers rub circles on my bundle of nerves while his tongue fucks me , like i thought he would be good with his mouth but damn this is fucking good. I weave my hand through his hair and tug at it which emits a moan from sebastian which causes the pleasure to increase , i can feel im almost there but i need a bit more. “Please i need more.” I moan out. “What do you need princess?” Although i thought seb was going to be the one answering but it was chris i think i know why , its like sebastian needs permission from chris. “Daddy please let him use his fingers I’m so close.” I moan out and chris groans,“ sebastian you can now use your fingers.” And with that sebastian starts to thrust quickly two fingers and im so close as i feel the coil tightening and i look down at sebastian who is smirking at me and that pushes me over the edge as i scream his name as sebastian laps up all my juices before getting up and leading me to the bed. “How was that baby girl.” Chris says carressing my cheek “amazing daddy , thank you sir .” I say to sebastian and i see his eyes darken. “Okay get on your knees i need to fuck you and you will give sebastian head while i do and you don’t get to cum before he and i do.” Chris says with a smirk. I quickly get onto my hands and knees and i receive a quick smack causing me to moan unexpectedly. “You like that babygirl.” Chris says with suprise.“yes daddy.” “Isn’t she perfect sebastian?” Chris says with a moan. “ absolutely and she tastes so sweet.” He says licking his fingers for effect. Chris and him strip down quickly and lets just say they are definitely both super soldiers with that done sebastian kneels down infront of my face and i lick a stripe up his dick elicting a moan from him. At this chris pushes his dick into me causing me to moan out loud. I take sebastians dick into my mouth and suck hard encouraging him to fuck my mouth and soon he gets the message starting to thrust into my mouth.While chris is pounding into me like ive never had before causing me to moan around sebastians dick , with Chris’s erotic praise and words causing me to come closer to the edge , and soon i feel Sebastians cum hit the back of my throat as he let out a loud moan almost pushing me over the edge, he pulls out of my mouth and collapses on the one side of the bed. “Daddy im so close please let me cum.” “Not yet princess ” he says and slaps my ass making me let out a loud scream as he hits my g spot for each thrust. “Please daddy .” I say and moan as he pulls me against his chest and starts to rub circles on my clit. “Now baby girl ” and as he says this i push over the edge feeling the most intense orgasm in my life and soon i feel his spurts of cum inside me dripping down my thighs. Soon he pulls out and lies on the other side of me with me in the middle. As we all come done from our highs i giggle “Do you think we should suggest a scene for the movie with the winter soldier and captain america?” I say and giggle as they sandwich me in between them as we all cuddle and then they both say ,“ definitely ” as we all start to snooze.
Active ways to cultivate positive body image:
(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???)
Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.)
Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)
Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked.
Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.)
Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness.
Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them.
Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.)
Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order.
Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around.
Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.
Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
For anyone who needs this, including me today.

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Well, that wasn’t scripted (Chris Evans/Steve Rodgers)
A/N:Chris Evans smut
summary: As a makeup artist you have become comfortable with celebraties working with them everyday but what happens when you have to actually work with them in their own field, under lights,camera and action.
Warnings: female!reader x Chris: Quite Smutty, fingering, stimulation, teasing, swearing , tinsy bit of daddy kink and I don’t know what else
Disclosure: I do not own marvel or any of their characters
Y/N : your name
During scene Chris changes into Steve but hopefully will make sense as you read Hope you enjoyxx
Y/N’s POV:
Now lets get facts straight. I’m like any normal person on the planet. I survived through high school and college. But now, now I am a make up industry on large films such as spiderman, the x-men and hold up the avengers.. did I fucking stutter the avengers most recently the film Infinity War. It’s in this time that I have met the legendary Chris Evans, the beautiful man, that laughs everytime I powder his nose because it tickles…how cute.Anyway being up close and personal with the cast everyday I have managed to become quite close friends with all of them , especially the blonde and blue eyed devil. Anyway today is Chris evans big scene as Captain America is heart broken after seeing his love interest Sharon Carter cheat on him with a random agent. He feels wrong done by and when a flirty gorgeous woman throws herself at him , he doesn’t think twice about taking her to the tower to have his way with her. Lets say im jealous with whoever is playing this role , I’d swop places in a heart beat, literally. As I am setting up the make up for Chris Evans , simple yet a bit has to be added, for the lights. As I am crouching down to get the brushes , the door to the room opens and slams shut with big heavy steps and the person sits down with a huff. Chris seems to be in a happy mood. Sarcasm it’s beautiful. “So grumpy whats got a bee in your bonnet today” i say while turning to face , a shirtless hunk of Chris , okay y/n not the time to druel , smirk. “Y/n i don’t have time for this …” he says while pressing the heel of his hands and rubbing his eyes. “ okay Chris tell me whats wrong ?” I say while putting my hands on his shoulders to get him to look up. He looks up at me with those crystal blue eyes , dammit. “Its just .. the girl who Captain America was supposed to sleep with , she backed out , so now we don’t have a girl and its gonna set us so back, and its just the whole cast is so tired..aghhh.” he says and hangs his head low. “Well if I could act I would do it but then the movie might go to shit.” I say with a nervous giggle before realising what I just said when he gives me the biggest grin. “ really oh my gosh that would help so much I’ll be right back I need to suggest it.” And runs out of the make up room , oh fuck what have i got myself into . Okay so an hour later and I have hair done , make up done and the skimpiest dress I’ve ever worn , yeah you got it right kids , I’m the replacement , which means I’m doing a sex scene with the guy I’ve been obssessed over. How am I gonna even survive this , I’m so shook. I walk on to set where I have to flirt with ‘Steve Rodgers’ , and I’m the bar lady where Steve tries to drown his sorrows even though he can’t. Chris walks up to me eyeing me up and down , well maybe this dress was a good idea. “Hey y/n , you look great by the way and thank you so much for doing this.” “ its no problem Chris it’s just will I be good enough I mean I’m not an actress I’m just a make up artist. ” I say looking at the ground , pouting. Chris gently lifts up my chin looking into my eyes ,“ hey you’ll be perfect just remember its only me , just playfully flirt like we usually do and we’ll be fine , and for the sex scene just follow my lead and we will do well okay beautiful.” Oh my gosh sex and beautiful in the same sentence don’t do that to me Chris, dammit. “Okay I’ll try my best.” I say with hopefully a convincing smile. “Okay its time to shoot , you got this and we haven’t told the rest of the cast that you are replacing the interest as we want them to be actually shocked at the end of the scene.” The scene : “Oh captain, what has gotten America’s favourite soldier so blue” I say behind the bar with a pout. “ don’t really want to talk about it doll” Steve says with a shrug. “ okay handsome, just know you can talk to me everyone knows a bar lady is actually the best person to talk to.” I say with a wink. “ its..its just you fall for this girl and its like she walks on water and gets you and the next moment she is getting fucked on her desk by some no name agent like what the hell.” Steve says frustrated.
“Language soldier” I say with a smirk. “ dont even get me started on that doll.” He says with a small smile. “ okay you want me to be straight with you this girl was stupid to let you go , your a gentleman , strong, fucking hot and probably great in bed , I would of never given that up.” I say staring at him and licking my lips. Steves eyes widen a bit shocked at this girls forwardness but soon recovers and smirks. “So what time do you get off ” I act shocked but then smirk back “ in 20 minutes , may I ask why you would like to know.” I say leaning forward letting my clevege be on display. His eyes dart there quickly before looking up at me ,“ I was thinking of buying you a drink and maybe a dance.” I flutter my eyelashes ,“ such a gentleman as always, and sure i could do with a drink.” Supposedly 4 drinks in , and my characrer Sierra and Steve are on the dance floor . Its supposed to be provocative with the audience surprised to see captain america so raunchy not that I’m complaining grinding back into Chris’s body is never a complaint , I’m soaking now and by what I can feel Chris is also a bit excited. My character turns to face Steve and I wrap my hands around his neck pushing our bodiesvtogether grinding onto him. “ Sierra. .” Steve moans losing himself yet his hands are on my hips not moving, gripping tightly. “Yes captain …” i say looking up at him through my lashes and biting my lip . “ I dont really know what…” “ shhhh ..” my character says putting my finger on his lips .“ Put your hands where it feels right.” I say placing his hands on my ass and Chris lets out a soft growl which isn’t scripted holy shit. Soon my character grows some strength and I pull Steve nearer our lips close yet not touching , holy shit I’m going to kiss Chris and this feels really real. Soon Chris closes the distance and we are kissing tounges, lip biting and everything and I’m trying my best not to let out a moan, gosh dammit is Chris talented in everything he does , soon my back is pushed up against the wall and Chris kisses down my neck , and taps my thighs indicating me to jump , as my legs wrap around Chris’s waist I can feel his not so little friend , is this even acting anymore. I then remember I have a line so I say it in a breathy tone , “ captian shouldn’t we go somewhere a bit less public.” And moan out loud as he nips my neck , that wasn’t scripted. “ sure baby girl lets go.” And Chris carries me to where a stationary car is parked to look like we are going to the tower as Chris sets me down to climb inside but thankfully there is more raunchyness in the car .Chris pulls me into his lap , Istart to grind on him which causes him to release moans which seem a bit to real to be acting , soon he says his next line which is just before we get to the bedroom for the sex scene, oh shit .“Sierra baby if you dont stop now im going to cum in my pants .” Chris gives me a pointed look to say that this isn’t just about the acting. This scene then jumps to the sex scene in Steves bedroom , Chris and I walk onto the set quickly and I jump and wrap my legs around his waist before we resume the sex scene. Chris throws me onto the bed before stripping his shirt off , and being this up and close with a shirtless Chris i could of came right there .he then proceeds to take his pants off leaving him in tight white boxers , holy shit he is rock hard but he has to be for this scene anyway , he then removes my dress in one move realising that I don’t have a bra on and sucks in a breath ,“ baby you look so beautiful right now ” i look at Chris wide eyed as that wasnt scripted but it seems that the director is happy with it. “Please fuck me captain , please.” At this time we go under the covers and the next part is supposed to be all pretend but it seems that Chris has better plans , Chris’s hand sneaks into my panties and as I am about to pretend gasp , i let out a real one when Chris’s finger enters me ,“oh baby girl your so wet for me ” scripted although well he’s not wrong. “Captain please ..” I say whimpering as he adds two fingers into my entrance. He starts to move quicker inside me and I let out real moans when it should be fake and as i am about to hit my high Chris pulls out his fingers and puts it into his mouth tasting me as scripted and says “so sweet.” And I am flushed , but I carry on the scene to not let anyone know whats actually happening , “captain please fuck me ..” I say in a whiny and desperate voice and not much is really acting, Chris then starts grinding on to me and his thigh is against my clit giving me friction that causes me to tilt on the edge and then he whispers in my ear only for me to hear ,“ come for me baby ” and this pushes me over and causes me to moan that puts a porn star to shame. The director calls cut and congradulates me on my ’ acting’ and states that i need to wear just captain America’s shirt over my underwear for the next scene. When he turns away i look over at Chris who is smirking at me ,“ we will talk about this later ” i say and slip his shirt on walking to the next scene , i pretend to be looking for something to eat and as I am reaching for the cereal the rest of the team walks in and I can hear gasps as they did not know I was going to play the scene, Natasha says ,“ so captain did get lucky last night , I thought I heard right ” at this I drop the the cereal box and turn suddenly to see all the avengers ,“ oh um hello , im Sierra and I, I’m not trespassing I came home with um … steve and we uhh… and … this is really awkward , I just really wanted some cerial.“ I say with an awkward smile , then Bucky says "with those legs your welcome anytime doll face ” and looks me up and down. “ and with that ass ,” Pietro says and at that Chris walks in(as scripted ) and looks at my state weirdly before looking in the direction I’m looking at and sees the team , “ahhh right , guys this is Sierra , we met last night and we hung out and yeah.” He says scratching his head blushing before wrapping his arm around my waist. “ I call bullshit you had sex ” tony says running out the room as steve chases them and wanda states “men” END OF SCENE Everyone starts to cheer and congratulates on my acting and sebastian comes up to me and kisses me on the cheek , “ Y/n you did amazing and I wasn’t lying about those legs" and then Scarlett joins in ” yes girl , why have you been hiding this from us.“ ” well its just ..“ by this time Chris interrupts us ” sorry guys Y/n and I have to catch up on something so we are going to hang out in my trailer , okay bye “ tugging on my hand while running to his trailer before pushing me inside locking the door , ” is everything okay Chris “ I say looking at his heaving chest .” Yeah sure besides the fact you are driving me insane” “ what do you mean ?” I say confused . “Oh come on y/n , during that scene i just wanted to properly take you on that bed but I opted in just fingering you but now I’m just hungry for more and I always get what I want ” Chris says pushing me against the wall in his trailer. I smirk up at him and drag his shirt off my body ,“ well then daddy , why don’t you take what you want ?”
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Heya tumblr beauties , a new imagines and smut account has arrived. Pretty much just me trying to write smuts and imagines as I've read so much i felt inspired. Hope you'll enjoy xx