i will bite raw coffee beans

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

with dune part 3 newcomers can reach the exciting revelation that fans of the book have known all along: paul is the joker

i ate a "funnyberry" and now i'm hilarious

i ate a funnyberry and it made just me feel a bit funny. don't spread misinformation on berryblr.

how Ripe was your funnyberry? 🤔 mine was beautiful and plump and of a good healthy color :) i bit into it and it let out one perfect beautiful laugh! did your funnyberry just kind of make a defeated kind of nauseous sound bc yea they can get like that when they're a bit overripe :(

it's a berry. i ate it in one bite?

OHH so you're one of THOSE berryeaters 🙄🙄🙄 ugh okay. well that was your first mistake :/ everyone knows that biting a berry in half is SO important while berry foraging... maybe it's fine for your Store Bought Berries but when you go out into the REAL world with REAL berries you have to be careful

are you sure you ate a ripe funnyberry? you aren't being very funny right now.

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i ate a "funnyberry" and now i'm hilarious

I am going to tattoo “Shin Megami Tensei” on my knuckles.

in english or Japanese?

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

james and the giant pronoun

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.