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When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

Welcome to the best part of your life,

(oops a reupload)

I was busy all day doing this and doing work around my house. I finally managed to make them have a good resolution.

I didn't feel like drawing again on my laptop after the file was deleted, it's tiring to use my mouse, but I recently went back to make some sketches and some drawings that I had scanned to convert them to digital, but finally I felt like making content MysticCacao :3

Someone PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who [immediately] noticed they have both said this exact line and that I'm not crazy at all in any way possible in the slightest 100% real not satire

very self indulgent crk epic the musical au

note that they're not EXACTLY the characters lol but moreso in their places iykwim

(and when making this i did not realise perimedes made it and was the one who stabbed odysseus in mutiny 💀💀💀 carrow still gets to vibe w the lotus eaters)

"In light of recent story development... Shadow Milk X Wind Archer"