Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

Every episode of orphan black is like. Sarah discovers a horrifying truth about her existence. Cosima has lesbian sex. Alison slips further into suburban psychosis. Helena kills a man.

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

i just heard someone tell me again how much more they love their male gynecologist. "oh the women were so rough but the men were so nice" Why are you so fucking stupid? Why do you think they decided to work on vaginas when they themselves don't have one? "Because his mother died of cervical cancer so he's passionate about gynecology" stfu. if your dad died of prostate cancer would give prostate exams?

Being shy as an adult is so humiliating like grow the fuck up snap out of it bitch!! it's just people!! HOWEVER this only applies to me though and it doesnt bother me when other people are shy because they deserve to breathe and i dont

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

Desperate housewives is one HELL of an underrated show

i want to curl up inside a rose and fall asleep for a while