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secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

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me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

Hufflepuff: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Slytherin: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.

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McGonagall: Sirius Black did what?

Pomfrey: I wouldn't let him see Mr. Lupin as he was still resting from last night, I told him that unless he was injured he was not allowed to stay...so he punched himself in the face and told me he was injured.

Dumbledore: Well...you have to admire his dedication.

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Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

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Sorry, I haven’t slept in… January.

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in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

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[at a theme park]

James: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears

Sirius: Well, I want a billion teddy bears

James: Well, that’s a bit unrealistic

Sirius: Read my thoughts.

James: I don’t know how to do that.

Sirius: Yes you do. Ready?

James: Fine. Waffles!

Sirius: My god, it’s crazy. That’s exactly what I was thinking. It was just a test. Ready?

James: Still waffles.

Sirius: Dammit! One more time

Bae: Tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me: Agua. Tierra. Fuego. Aire. Hace mucho tiempo, las cuatro naciones vivían juntas en armonía. Entonces, todo cambió cuando la Nación del Fuego atacó. Solo el Avatar, maestro de los cuatro elementos, podría detenerlos, pero cuando el mundo mas lo necesitaba, se desvaneció. Cien años pasaron y mi hermano y yo descubrimos el nuevo Avatar, un maestro aire llamado Aang. Y aunque sus habilidades para controlar el aire eran grandiosas, tenia mucho que aprender antes de estar listo para salvar al mundo pero yo creo que Aang podra salvarlo.

“When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: ‘After all this time?’ And I will say: ‘Always.’”

Rest in peace, Alan Rickman, you were the perfect professor Snape

#alan rickman #professor snape #rip

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college isn’t about finishing all your homework and studying. its about having 5 deadlines on the same day and only one week to finish and you need to calculate which classes you need the grade most and which ones can take a hit and that’s what college is

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