i've had enuffield

You have many sets left on that mate?

Nothing says health and safety like an orange Sainsbury’s bag and some black and yellow tape

The infamous non-assisted dip/chin machine.

"Hey can I use those not-quite-28s after you?"

enuff

Oh bother!

Changing room swap-over for "essential maintenance"

A shower is out of order!

05/06/2017 - Wattbike in question

04/06/2017 - So a week without showers, and they’re now finally working!

04/06/2017 - Hip Abductor machine is out of action  - colloquially known as the good girl / bad girl (with the hip adduction).

03/06/2017: Shower still broken, day 7. We’ll see if things are sorted tomorrow, on a Sunday.

I’ve been informed the jacuzzi/spa is also out of action this evening. Along with two weight machines and a Wattbike.

31/05/2017: “Affected” - no hot water and no pressure either. Broke down on Sunday 28th May.