I prepare for the noble war

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

This is a horror novel

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

do u think the pope in his head is ever like “im His favorite 🥰”

“I’m His silly rabbit 💒🥰🙏✝️”

olny one survived

Thats his victory dance

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

Catholics at prayer

Where would we be without our allies

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed