fkcalvin:
“don’t you dare tell anyone that i attended this class or i swear to god, iver. it’ll lead to bad consequences.” he scowled, eyes gazing up at the other as he crouched down to roll up his mat. “but sure, i guess you can say i enjoyed it. it gave me a whole lot of views of those dudes in front of me. kudos to you, bud.” his tone was nothing but pure cheek, a smug grin plastering his lips.
“ hey, what’s wrong with yoga ? my classes are cool. ” iver tried, but he knew that being a yoga teacher to suburban mums and middle-aged women that can handle anything more strenuous wasn’t the coolest gig in the world. “ well, you’re coming back next week. until i can fill the class up, i need people in here to trick everyone else into thinking i’m good at this. ” he shrugged. “ you can stand at the front next time if that makes you feel better. but that just means everyone else is looking at your butt. ”












